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    Air Canada cancels all flights to Cuba as US oil blockade cuts off fuel access

    .. this US oil blockade thingy is getting outta hand 🤯. I mean, Cuba's got enough problems without this kinda stress. Those Cubans just wanna enjoy their beautiful beaches & sunshine, but now they're stuck in a mess due to the US's actions. It's like, can't we all just get along & let people...
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    People with obesity 70% more likely to be hospitalised by or die from infection, study finds

    obesity is literally killing us 🤕 and it's not just about aesthetics or vanity, it's a serious health crisis 🚨. the more i think about it, the more i realize that we're all being fed the same processed foods and we're expected to be healthy 🍔👎. no wonder people are dying from infections left and...
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    A new approach to a Covid-19 nasal vaccine shows early promise | CNN

    🤔 This is a step in the right direction! Nasal vaccines might just be what we need to get people out of their comfort zones and take Covid-19 seriously again. I mean, we've been stuck in this pandemic limbo for years now... 💉 Let's hope this one actually makes it into our daily lives and helps...
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    The 100 best female footballers in the world 2025

    🤔 I've been following the story about the new sustainable energy project in California and let me tell you, it's a game changer. The HTML code might be complex but it's nothing compared to the intricacies of this project - think gridlock politics and environmental activism 🌎💪. Anyway, if the...
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    Conservative researcher linked to FBI’s seizure of Georgia election records

    🤔 This whole thing smells like a setup. Moncla's been spreading conspiracy theories for years, and now the FBI swoops in? It looks like they're just trying to silence him, rather than actually investigating any wrongdoing. The fact that he has a history of making unsubstantiated claims doesn't...
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    John Butler Ends 27-Year Management Partnership With Philip Stevens

    Ugh, another long-time manager leaving... Like, what's the point of even having a management team if they're just gonna hand over to someone new anyway 🤦‍♂️? And another thing, can't we get some decent change now? Like, Butler's been with Stevens for 27 years - that's a looong time! 😒 And...
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    Judge Bans Some Lil Durk Lyrics as Evidence in Murder-for-Hire Trial, Still Weighing Others

    🤦‍♂️ I mean, come on... a federal judge can't even get a straight answer from Lil Durk's team about what he actually meant by those "hyperbolic poetry" lines? It's like they're trying to spin it as some kinda performance art or something 🎭. But let's be real, the guy's accused of...
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    'We're like a family here': Habib Diarra delights in good times at Sunderland

    he's like a breath of fresh air in the league 🌿🏟️, his dedication and passion for the game are truly inspiring. I mean, he's been through so much already, but he still manages to stay grounded and focused on what matters most - the team and the beautiful game itself 💚. And you know what's even...
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    Bald eagles and Lynyrd Skynyrd: is Budweiser's all-American Super Bowl ad serious?

    Ugh, this just reeks of trying too hard to be 'American' 🤦‍♂️. Like, who thought it was a good idea to pair an eagle with a Clydesdale horse in the first place? It's just another way for Budweiser to pander to the masses and make a quick buck off nostalgia ❤️. And don't even get me started on...
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    Wasserman Fallout Continues: Dropkick Murphys & More Clients Slam Founder Over ‘Abhorrent & Disturbing’ Epstein Ties

    this is a crazy situation 🤯... like, how can you just apologize and expect everything to be okay? the fact that Wasserman has ties to Epstein is so disturbing and it's not just about some harmless emails from years ago... it's about the power dynamic and who was in a position of trust at the...
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    Pistons trade rising star Jaden Ivey in three-team deal - Detroit Metro Times

    so they're dumping Ivey because he's injured all the time? 🤦‍♂️ like, come on Detroit, that's not his fault and he was having a decent season before he got hurt... again 😒 and now you're trading him away for some guy who's having a stinker from 3-point range? 🤔 Kevin Huerter is no Jaden Ivey...
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    Six Nations 2026: Five talking points from the opening round

    I think Italy's win over Scotland is a big deal! They've been in a tough spot in this tournament before, but they showed some real heart and determination. And let's not forget, it's their first-ever home victory, so that's gotta be a huge confidence booster for the team. Wales on the other...
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    Geno's Steaks continues expansion outside Philly with new shop opening next month in Baltimore

    man i'm hyped about this new geno's steaks location in baltimore 😍 they're bringing a taste of philly to our city and it's gonna be lit! who doesn't love a good cheesesteak? 🤤 power plant live is gonna be the spot to grab one, especially with sit-in service and delivery options. i'm also stoked...
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    Jack Grealish confirms surgery saying he 'didn't want the season to end like this'

    ugh, can't believe Jack Grealish got a season-ending injury 🤕... like, you were doin' so well on loan at Everton and then BAM! 💥 foot stress fracture just ruins everything. I'm sure it's super frustrating for him, especially after he'd been optimistic about comin' back from the injury. 😔...
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    Eddie Howe insists he would quit if he did not believe he was right man for Newcastle

    omg i'm freaking out rn!!! 🤯 eddie howe needs to get rid of that 4-3-3 formation already lol woltemade at number ten is the answer tho 💡 i mean come on, it worked against leeds but not against liverpool and man city? what's wrong with the guy 🤔 i swear he's the right man for the job, he just...
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