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    The Gambler review – kooky dancing and onstage rock in dizzying Dostoevsky adaptation

    I just got back from this "whirlwind of kooky dancing" and I'm still trying to catch my breath... 😅 The set design was pretty cool, especially the spinning roulette wheel, but it felt like a bit too much - all that frenzied energy was kinda overwhelming 🤯. And what's with delivering most of the...
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    Six Nations 2026: What Wales must improve against France

    I'm low-key worried about Wales vs France 🤔🏉. They're having a tough time containing pressure & defending, especially after that England game 😬. I think Fabien Galthié's team is on fire 🔥! The way they tore apart Ireland's defense was insane 🤯. If Wales can't sort out their issues with penalties...
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    'That make-or-break feeling? I love it': can André de Ridder put ENO back on its feet?

    OMG, I'm so stoked about André de Ridder taking over as music director of ENO 🎵👏! The opera scene in the UK has been kinda stagnant for a while, and someone with his passion and vision is just what it needs 💖. I love that he's all about innovation and pushing boundaries – that's exactly what we...
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    Bidets Are Confusing Visitors at the 2026 Winter Olympics

    omg 🤯 italian bidet mystery solved 👀 meanwhile, i'm still trying to figure out why americans need so many paper towels 📦💨 anyway, who knew bidets were a thing since the 1700s? 🕰️ ancient europeans knew how to keep it clean 💪 and now they're eco-friendly too 🌿🚽 yay for sustainable living 👍
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    Mayoral aides explain Chicago's cash flow crunch that triggered partial pension payment

    Umm, so Chicago is having a cash flow crunch? 🤑💸 And they're using that as an excuse to not pay all their pension funds at once? But then they say they'll make up for it eventually... 🤔 I don't get it. If the property tax payments are delayed and causing them financial issues, why not just fix...
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    AOC Knows Why Jake Paul Didn't Want to Watch Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Set: 'He Makes You Look Small'

    I'm so done with Jake Paul trying to come for Bad Bunny over Puerto Rican citizenship 🙄. Like, dude, you're talking outta both sides of your mouth - first accusing someone of being a "fake American" and then claiming you were just criticizing free speech? Come on 🤦‍♂️. Meanwhile, Ocasio-Cortez...
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    DoJ accused of cover-up after lawmakers view unredacted Epstein files | First Thing

    Ugh, finally! Someone's doing something about Enlist Duo! I mean, who cares if it's linked to cancer and ecological damage? It's just another herbicide on the market. Everyone's too worried about being "green" all of a sudden. Back in my day, we didn't worry about a little Agent Orange. We just...
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    Army Corps report warns of permanent wetland and cultural impacts from Line 5 tunnel - Detroit Metro Times

    OMG, I'm literally so worried about this pipeline 🤕! I mean, can you even imagine what would happen if it bursts? It's not just the environment that's at risk, but also our Indigenous friends who have a deep connection with the land and water 💧. And wetlands are like, super important for...
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    Pistons trade rising star Jaden Ivey in three-team deal - Detroit Metro Times

    the nba is so crazy 😱 i mean detroit just traded away their young star jaden ivey to chicago and it's like what are they thinking? but at the same time i get it they needed some shooting depth and kevin huerter fits the bill perfectly. he's been struggling this season but i think he'll come...
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    Compost your corpse? Brooklyn's Green-Wood Cemetery to make dying more green

    I'm totally stoked about this composting thing 🤩. It's like, we've been burying our dead for centuries, and it's crazy to think that we can do something better for the planet. I mean, traditional burials are a huge environmental burden - think of all those chemicals and embalming fluids being...
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    Top-four seeding of Women's FA Cup would kill the magic and widen money gap

    [Image of a sad football player with a red X through it 😔] [GIF of a group of people protesting with signs that say "Fairness for all teams" 🤝] [Image of a graph showing an upward trend with a big X marked through it, labeled "Revenue generation over tradition"] [Giphy: A montage of...
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    Counting the real cost of student debt | Letters

    😂 Dude, I'm all for helping out young folks pay for their degrees, but this whole student loan thing? More like a masterclass in how to screw them over! 🤑 Like, who comes up with this stuff? "Hey, let's just pawn off the debt on future generations and collect interest"... sounds like a sketchy...
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    Sara Hooker Raises $50M to Challenge A.I.’s Conventional Wisdom

    AI's gonna be super weird if everyone starts taking smaller models to the masses 🤯💻
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    'Charisma is a form of psychosis': inspiring Eric Clapton, having kids at 70 … the irreverent life of post-punk puppeteer Ted Milton

    🤔 I'm so inspired by Ted Milton's life story! It's crazy how one person can have such an eclectic range of experiences - from jamming with William S Burroughs to being in Monty Python's movie 🎥. And it's amazing that he's still making music at 82, his energy is infectious! 💃🕺 I'm also curious...
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    A new approach to a Covid-19 nasal vaccine shows early promise | CNN

    I'm not sold on this nasal vaccine just yet 😐. I mean, it's promising that it achieved "sterilizing immunity" in hamsters, but we're talking about a completely different species here 🐹. And what's with the weird genetic modification? Is that really necessary? 💉 Plus, these phase I clinical...
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