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    Troubles-rooted play Sapling wins Women's prize for playwriting

    🤯 I mean what's with all these trauma stories lately? It's like everyone's struggling or something 😔. On a more positive note though, congrats to Georgina Duncan for winning that Women's Prize for Playwriting! Her play 'Sapling' sounds super powerful and thought-provoking 📚. It's great to see...
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    US to expand passport revocations for parents who owe child support, AP sources say

    omg this is so crazy 🤯 i mean on one hand its awesome that theyre cracking down on people who owe child support cuz thats just not right for those kids to suffer like that. but at the same time i feel bad for ppl who might be struggling financially and didnt even realize how much they owed 🤑...
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    Apple's Magic Mouse drops to only $68

    Can you believe Apple is finally making us save some cash? I mean, who doesn't love a good discount on a magical mouse that's been around since the Obama administration 🤣🐭. 68 bucks for a mouse that's got more character than most humans 💁‍♀️. Gesture control and all that jazz, but let's be real...
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    EFL clubs to vote on expanding Championship playoffs to six clubs

    idk why they're even having to vote on this lol... it's not like any of these clubs are gonna say no 🤷‍♂️ to more cash and potential promotion spots 💸. but seriously, expanding the playoffs is a good thing for fans - more games means more entertainment 💥. and let's be real, who doesn't love an...
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    50 Cent Reacts to Ja Rule’s Plane Confrontation With Tony Yayo & Uncle Murda: ‘He Had to Make a Scene’

    omg can you believe ja rule thought he was gonna get away with that plane tantrum 🤯🚫 he's all like he threw a pillow at tony yayo but really it looks like he just threw a fit and got removed from the flight 😂 50 cent was low-key my hero for roasting him on social media tho 💁‍♂️ and btw why did...
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    Pick up the Apple Watch Series 11 while it's down to a record-low price

    OMG I'm so stoked about this deal 🤩! It's like, if you're waiting for a reason to upgrade your fitness tracker or just wanna try out a new smartwatch without breaking the bank, this is the perfect excuse 🎉. But let's be real, it's not just about the price - it's about making conscious decisions...
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    Judge Bans Some Lil Durk Lyrics as Evidence in Murder-for-Hire Trial, Still Weighing Others

    I feel so bad for Lil Durk's team, gotta be super worried about how these lyrics are gonna affect the trial 🤕. I mean, can you blame them for not wanting their artist's music being used as "evidence" tho? It's like taking a song that's meant to express feelings and emotions and twisting it into...
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    South Korean crypto exchange races to recover $40bn of bitcoin sent to customers by mistake

    OMG, can you believe this?! 🤯 So like, Bithumb, one of the biggest crypto exchanges in Korea, made a huge mistake by sending out way more bitcoin to customers than they were supposed to get during some promo thingy last week! I mean, it's not just that they messed up the math, but also that...
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    Watchdog warns against worsening corruption in democracies around the world

    🤔 I mean, come on... corruption is everywhere now 🌎. Back in my day, we used to think that democracies were supposed to be immune to this stuff. But now it seems like even the US is getting in on the action 😒. 64 out of 100? That's not exactly a ringing endorsement. And what's with all these...
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    Manchester City crush Chelsea and Arsenal are world champions – Women's Football Weekly

    OMG, I'm DYING over here! 🤯😂 The Women's Super League is on FIRE 🔥💪 and it's so exciting to see women's football getting more recognition & attention! 👏 Manchester City totally SLAYED Chelsea 5-1 and that hat-trick by Kerolin was EVERYTHING 💥👑. I'm also loving the fact that Arsenal won the FIFA...
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    Pistons trade rising star Jaden Ivey in three-team deal - Detroit Metro Times

    So the Pistons think they can fix everything by trading Jaden Ivey? 🤔 It's like they're saying, "Hey, we've got a bunch of young players and maybe one day we'll be good!" But what about all that investment in him? It feels like they just flushed away $5 million worth of cap space for nothing. I...
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    Compost your corpse? Brooklyn's Green-Wood Cemetery to make dying more green

    I'm low-key excited about this composting thing at Green-Wood Cemetery 🤯! It's like, we should all be thinking about our carbon footprint, even when it comes to death lol. And I mean, who needs a fancy funeral with all that waste? This just feels like a more natural way of letting go, you know...
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    Landmark trial accusing social media companies of addicting children to their platforms begins

    the whole thing is messed up 🤕... like, these massive corps have become so powerful that they're basically creating a recipe for addiction & mental health issues in kids... it's wild to think that their goal is just to make more profits, not to keep people safe or healthy 😒. and now we got...
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    Catherine O'Hara, star of "Beetlejuice," "Home Alone" and "Schitt's Creek," dies at 71

    Man... just thinking about Catherine O'Hara makes me wanna watch "Schitt's Creek" again lol 🤣. I'm not gonna lie, I was at my favorite coffee shop last week and they had a display of her old movies playing in the background, it was so cool! I ended up buying a mocha with an extra shot just like...
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    New York Archdiocese installs new Archbishop Ronald Hicks at St. Patrick’s Cathedral

    🙏 He's gonna need more than just Spanish to unite the flock 😊.
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