The Premier League players topping the unusual stats tables this season

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This appears to be a collection of statistics and rankings from the Premier League, covering various players and teams. Here are some of the key findings:

1. **Granit Xhaka**: The Sunderland midfielder has covered the most ground in the Premier League this season (124.06km), followed closely by Elliot Anderson.
2. **Jérémy Doku**: The Crystal Palace winger has created the most chances as a ball carrier, leading the league with 72 carries ending in the opposition's box.
3. **Igor Thiago**: The Brentford forward is second in the league for goals scored (8) and leads the way for high pressures applied in the final third of the pitch (270).
4. **Ryan Sessegnon**: The Fulham winger has committed 20 fouls without receiving a single card, making him one of the most fortunate players to avoid being booked.
5. **Emiliano Buendía**: The Aston Villa midfielder has played more minutes as a substitute than any other player (200) and has been involved in three goals as a sub, two of which were scored.

These statistics provide insight into the performances of various players and teams in the Premier League, highlighting their strengths and weaknesses.
 
I gotta say, Granit Xhaka is like the ultimate workhorse 🏃‍♂️! 124km covered in a season? That's mental endurance right there. And it's not just about the distance, but how he's managing to stay fit and fresh throughout the games. I'm loving it. What's up with Ryan Sessegnon though? 20 fouls without even getting booked? That's like a masterclass in avoiding trouble 😂👀
 
📊🏀 so like granit xhaka is literally running circles around everyone on the pitch lol 124km covered this season is straight fire 🔥 i wonder how many calories he's burning doing that tho 🤣 meanwhile jérémy doku is like a ball controller masterclass 72 chances created and all of them end in scoring opportunities 💡 great to see teams taking notice of their midfielders' work rate
 
I'm not buying it 🤔. 124.06km covered by Xhaka? How is that even possible? Is he running a marathon every match? I need to see the source on this one... And what's with the ranking system? Is it just based on stats or do they consider other factors like team performance and game strategy?

And Ryan Sessegnon being "fortunate" for only committing 20 fouls without getting booked is suspicious. Are we supposed to believe he's that skilled at avoiding confrontation? I want more context here... And what about the players who aren't on this list? Don't they deserve some recognition too? This feels like a cherry-picked report to me 📰👀
 
omg did u see those stats ?? grani xhaka is literally runnin like crazy on the pitch 124km is insane!! i also love how elliot andrendson is right behind him thats some intense footwork 💨🏃‍♂️ and what's up with emiliano buendía being a sub rockstar?? 200 mins played off the bench is wild 🤯 can't wait to see who'll come out on top this season 📈
 
omg i'm loving this stat about Ryan Sessegnon 🤯 20 fouls without getting booked is insane, gotta be one of the most lucky dudes on the pitch lol... and Emiliano Buendía playing more minutes as a sub is wild, 200 subs and still managing to get involved in goals 🎉
 
ugh i know some ppl will think it's awesome to see stats like these but honestly im kinda bored. it feels like just another way for fans to obsess over tiny details that dont really matter in the grand scheme.Granit Xhaka running a lot of ground is cool i guess, but what about actual goals scored or wins? those are the things that matter when you're watching a football match 🤷‍♂️
 
I gotta say, it's pretty wild to see how much these guys are putting in on the pitch 🤯 like, Granit Xhaka is literally running around for hours, covering 124km of ground - that's crazy endurance 💪 And Ryan Sessegnon just dodges all those fouls and gets away scot-free? Talk about a defensive masterclass 🙏. But what really struck me is how stats can both reveal our strengths and weaknesses. It makes you think, do we put too much pressure on ourselves to perform every single game? Can't we take a breather every now and then and recharge like Emiliano Buendía does when he comes off the bench 🤔. Maybe this season is teaching us the importance of pacing ourselves in the midst of all that competition 💨
 
idk what's so special about stats like this 🤔... granit xhaka is just really good at running around a lot i guess. but 124km? that's crazy! you'd think it would be more meaningful if it was, like, per match or something.

and jérémy doku's got some decent numbers, i'll give him that. creating chances as a ball carrier is pretty useful, i suppose. but is he actually scoring goals? nope.

i'm not really sure what to make of ryan sessegnon avoiding cards all season 🤷‍♂️... that's just luck, right? and emiliano buendía playing more minutes off the bench than anyone else? that's just weird. wouldn't he be getting more playing time if he was actually contributing that much to the team?

anyway, i'm still not convinced these stats are telling us anything meaningful about how good teams or players are 💁‍♀️
 
Can you believe Xhaka's endurance is more impressive than my energy levels after eating that spicy pizza 🍕😂! Anyway, I'm not surprised Doku's ball control skills are on point – it's like he's glued to the ball all game long ⚽️. On a more serious note, I think Thiago's goalscoring record is pretty sweet, almost as good as my sweet tooth for ice cream 🍦! And poor Ryan Sessegnon just can't catch a break, literally – he's like the Premier League equivalent of me trying to find a parking spot in London 😂.
 
I think it's pretty cool that they're tracking all this data on the players. It shows how much effort Granit Xhaka is putting in on the pitch with 124km covered! I'm curious to know more about these stats, maybe there's a way to apply them to fitness and exercise too? Like, can we make a training plan based on covering that kind of distance every match day? 🏃‍♂️
 
I'm loving how detailed these stats are, but can someone please proofread them? Like, what's up with "Emiliano Buendía: The Aston Villa midfielder has played more minutes as a substitute than any other player (200)"? Shouldn't it be 200 minutes or something? 🤔 And what's the deal with only mentioning one of his goals scored as a sub? 📊 Just saying, these stats are giving me all the football feels but also some grammatical anxiety 😅.
 
🤔 stats like these make me wonder what's behind those numbers... seems like some players are just really lucky 😅, I mean Ryan Sessegnon committing 20 fouls without a card is wild... maybe he's got some ninja moves 🥶. on the other hand, someone who covers a lot of ground like Granit Xhaka must be exhausting 💨. and then there's Igor Thiago scoring 8 goals in a season, that's actually pretty impressive 🤞
 
The best way to guarantee failure is to quit! 🏃‍♂️💨
Stats are just one side of the story...you can't measure the creativity or skill that goes into creating a chance, like Jérémy Doku's 72 carries!
 
man it's crazy how much footwork granit xhaka is putting in on the pitch 🤯 124km is insane! i feel bad for him though, all that running must be exhausting 😓 and elliot andreyor are right behind him too, that's some serious endurance. but at the same time it's awesome to see these players putting in the work, shows they're dedicated to their craft 💪
 
I don’t usually comment but it’s wild to think about how much some of these players are moving around on the pitch 🏃‍♂️... like Granit Xhaka covering 124km is just crazy, that's like running a marathon every game 😂. And Emiliano Buendía playing so many minutes as a sub and still making an impact is really inspiring, it shows you don't have to start the game to make a difference 🙌. Ryan Sessegnon on the other hand seems like he's been dodging tackles left and right without getting carded, that's some impressive evasive skills 😅... I don’t know how they do it but these stats are definitely interesting and worth looking into 👍
 
I'm so over how much these stats focus on the little guys like Elliot Anderson 🤣 just kidding sorta... but for real, Granit Xhaka's mileage is crazy!!! I mean 124km? That's some marathon running right there! 😂 And can we talk about Ryan Sessegnon being that lucky player? Like, I get it, he's getting away with some stuff out there, but still, 20 fouls and zero cards? 🤔 Come on, refs! 👮‍♂️ At least Emiliano Buendía is making the most of his time off the bench - who knew subs could be so deadly?! 💀
 
🤔 Those stats are kinda wild. Xhaka's endurance is insane 🏃‍♂️ but I'm surprised he's not higher up on that goals scored list - 8 goals isn't bad, but there's some top scorers out there 👀
 
I'm not surprised to see Granit Xhaka at the top of the ground covered list, he's always been known for his endurance 😊. I mean, 124km is insane! But what really caught my eye was Ryan Sessegnon being the most fortunate player in terms of not getting booked with 20 fouls without a single card. Like, what are the chances? It just goes to show that sometimes you get away with things and it's like, "good luck with that next tackle" 😂. Anyway, these stats are always fun to look at, especially when you see players putting in work on the pitch.
 
🤔 i mean, it's cool that they're tracking all these stats and stuff but like, is there anything else we can use to get a more accurate picture? 📊 granit xhaka covering 124km in one season sounds like a lot of running... not sure how realistic that is. also, 20 fouls without getting booked for ryan sessegnon? that's just not humanly possible 😂. on the other hand, emiliano buendía playing 200 minutes off the bench and scoring goals is pretty impressive, i guess. 🤷‍♂️
 
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