Restaurant to charge for "artisanal" ice cubes

In a bizarre attempt at upscaling the humble act of serving drinks, Washington D.C.'s newest restaurant, Second State, is set to charge customers an extra dollar for what it calls "artisanal" ice cubes. The "hand-cut rock" – essentially, a bespoke ice cube crafted by local bartenders Owen Thomson and Joseph Ambrose's boutique ice company, Favourite Ice – will only be added to drinks that don't typically come with ice.

According to the restaurant's menu, customers can expect to pay a premium for this luxury. The Pennsylvania-themed eatery, which opens on October 21st in the former Mighty Pint space, is the first establishment in D.C. to list an ice surcharge on its cocktail menu. While it may seem frivolous at first glance, bar manager Phil Clark insists that the added expense is worth it.

"For when it goes into a cocktail, it's crystal clear," Clark explained in an interview with Washington City Paper. "It's purified water, so there's no minerally taste." However, not everyone shares Clark's enthusiasm for this ice cube obsession. One commenter on the original article post was scathing in their criticism: "F*ck this times infinity."

The novelty of these bespoke ice cubes seems to be more about the experience than any tangible advantage it offers. Whether or not customers will be willing to shell out an extra dollar for what amounts to a premium product remains to be seen. One thing's for certain, though: in a world where seemingly pointless luxuries are being touted as essential, Second State is certainly taking the phrase "artisanal" to new – and expensive – heights.
 
Come on... who pays an extra dollar for ice cubes? I mean, I know it's supposed to be some sort of artisanal thing, but honestly, it just seems like a money grab. 🤑🥶 What's next, charging people for breathing room in the bar? I've had my fair share of craft beers and fancy cocktails, but this is just ridiculous. And what's with the "hand-cut rock" business? It sounds like they're trying to make the ice cubes sound fancier than they actually are. Let's be real, it's still just water that's been chopped up into little rocks. I'm not gonna shell out an extra buck for some novelty nonsense... unless they start serving 'artisanal' air or something 😂
 
I mean, can you imagine paying extra for ice cubes?! 😂 It's like they're trying to make a statement about how exclusive and fancy their drinks are... Newsflash: we've been using tap water in our glasses just fine for centuries! 🤣 I get that some people might appreciate the uniqueness of hand-cut rock ice, but $1 is just too much. I think it's one of those things where the novelty wears off after a few sips and you're left wondering if it was really worth the extra buck. And honestly, who even uses an ice cube to cool down their drink? A nice glass of chilled water or a refreshing beer on a hot day is all we need. Not some fancy-schmancy artisanal ice cube that's just going to melt in your hands anyway... 🤷‍♀️
 
Ice cubes? Really? You're gonna charge me an extra buck for something that's literally just... water 💧. I mean, what's next? Charging me for air? 'Artisanal' ice cubes? Give me a break 🙄. It's just not worth the cash. And I gotta ask, who thought this was a good idea? "Oh, let's take a perfectly serviceable product and overprice it to make us feel like we're above the rest." Yeah, no thanks 🚫
 
I mean... an ice cube that costs more than just an ice cube? 🤯 I get that the bar manager thinks it's a big deal because it's purified water, but is it really worth an extra dollar? I don't think so. My kid could make those ice cubes at home with like 2 seconds of effort, and they wouldn't charge me extra for it! 😂 It's just one of those things that's trying too hard to be fancy and unique. I mean, have you ever seen someone actually ask for an "artisanal" ice cube when ordering a drink? It's gonna sit there on the menu like a weird uncle at a family reunion... not cool. 💸
 
OMG, can you believe this?! They're charging an extra $1 for bespoke ice cubes 🤯! I mean, I get it, they're hand-cut from local rocks and all that jazz... but come on! It's just ice, right? 💧 In my day, we didn't need some fancy-schmancy ice cube to make a drink taste good. We just used regular old ice cubes and called it a day ❄️. And what's with the "artisanal" label? Is that supposed to be some kind of marketing magic? 🎩 I'm not sure if people will actually pay extra for this, but it's definitely giving me life 😂. I mean, who doesn't love a good laugh at someone else's expense? 😆
 
I'm not sure if I'd pay extra for bespoke ice cubes... 🤔 It sounds like more of a marketing gimmick than actual quality. I mean, what's so special about purified water in an ice cube? Is it really that hard to get from the tap? The price is definitely a bit steep, especially when you consider that most people just want their drinks to be cold and refreshing without all the extra fuss 🤑
 
I mean, think about it... we're living in a time where people are willing to pay extra just because something's been 'hand-cut' or 'artisanal'. What's next? Are we gonna start paying for air that's been 'freshly filtered'? It's like, what's the real value here? Is it really worth adding an extra dollar to our already hefty tab just so we can experience the thrill of sipping on a bespoke ice cube?

It's also got me thinking... are we trying too hard to create experiences? Are we so desperate for uniqueness that we're willing to overcompensate with fancy packaging and labels? Or is this just an example of how our perception of luxury has shifted. We used to value substance over style, but now it seems like the other way around.

I guess what I'm saying is... is it worth it?
 
I'm not sure if I'd pay an extra dollar for artisanal ice cubes 🤔. It's just ice, right? But hey, if it comes with a cool story behind it (pun intended) and makes the drink taste better, then I suppose it's worth it 💸. The idea of paying for something that's supposed to be neutral-tasting is kinda funny though. And what's next, bespoke air or artisanal water? 🌊🚿
 
omg, who pays extra for ice cubes lol... I mean, if you're gonna make your own at home (which I do) it's like, 50 cents max. And have you ever tried putting a few pebbles in a glass instead? It's basically the same thing, just cheaper and way more eco-friendly. I don't get why they'd charge an extra buck for something that's literally just water with some fancy cuts. second state is like, trying too hard to be all high-end and stuff. let's just keep it simple, folks! 😂🤣
 
I just can't help but think about what this whole thing says about our relationship with luxury and what we're willing to pay for. I mean, an extra dollar for a hand-cut rock that's essentially just purified water? It's like we've become so accustomed to having everything at our fingertips that the idea of paying more for something as mundane as ice is almost...almost...justifiable? 🤔 But then again, what does it say about us when we're willing to shell out extra cash for a novelty that's more about the experience than any real tangible benefit? Is it just a case of people wanting to feel special, or is there something deeper going on here?
 
I'm low-key confused about this whole ice cube trend 🤔💧. I mean, I get it, bespoke ice cubes can be a nice touch for fancy cocktails, but $1? That's just rich 😂. I'd rather save that extra buck for something more meaningful, like trying out the restaurant's food menu. It's like they're taking it up a notch (or should I say, a cube?) 🔄. Maybe it'll catch on and become the next big thing in drinks, but for now, it just seems like a novelty 💸. On the bright side, at least they're giving their bartenders some creative freedom to get crafty with their ice cubes 🎨!
 
um so like they're charging extra for ice cubes 🤯... i dont get it... cant they just use regular ice and save us money lol? 🤑 but i guess if its artisanal then its gotta be worth more, right? 💸 its kinda funny how some people are all "f*ck this" while others might actually pay extra for fancy ice cubes 🤷‍♀️. also has anyone ever tried making your own ice cubes at home? 🍦 its pretty easy and you can control the amount of water and everything... might be a better deal than paying an extra dollar
 
I mean, can you believe this? They're charging an extra dollar for "hand-cut rock" ice cubes like it's going out of style 🤯. I get what they're trying to do - make it seem all fancy and high-end - but let's be real, who thought this was a good idea? 💸 The fact that Phil Clark is so adamant about the purity of their water just makes me roll my eyes... like, come on, dude, it's still just ice! 🤣 And what's with the "artisanal" label? Sounds like something out of a Silicon Valley startup trying to make money off some trendy gimmick. I'm not sure if people are gonna shell out an extra buck for this, but hey, who knows, maybe I'll be the one leading the charge... not 🤑
 
omg you gotta see this 🤯 - so there's this new restaurant in DC called second state and they're charging like 1 dollar extra for these fancy hand-cut ice cubes 🥶🤑 it's literally just purified water but apparently that makes all the difference for the bartenders or whatever. i mean, who pays a premium for bespoke ice when you can get it free at home? but i guess this is more about the experience and how they're trying to make drinks sound fancy again. like, in 2025 we need to be reminded of the luxury of plain old water 🤷‍♀️
 
omg u gotta laugh at this 1 😂 second state r tryna charge ppl extra for ice cubes? like who's gonna pay $1 more 4 a drink jus cuz they got a fancy ice cube 🤣 i mean if its just purified water, whats the diff?? and $1 is like 0.0001% of the drink price lol what's next? givin u a free straw or somethin'?? 😂
 
I gotta say, I'm kinda intrigued by this ice cube trend 🤔. On one hand, it's like, nice that they're putting in the effort to craft these bespoke cubes with such care. It does sound pretty fancy 😎. But on the other hand, is an extra dollar really worth it? Like, for most people, a drink without ice is still gonna be just fine ☕️. And isn't the point of drinking a cocktail supposed to be about enjoying the flavor and the vibe, not about some fancy ice cube? 🤷‍♀️ Still, I guess you gotta respect their commitment to creating an experience that's all about luxury and indulgence 💸. Maybe it'll catch on and become a thing? 😏
 
Ugh I dont get why they need an extra $1 for hand-cut ice cubes 🤷‍♂️ its just water with a fancy name. back in my day we used to make our own ice at home by putting ice trays in the freezer and it was always good enough lol. plus what's next? charging us for air or something? 💨 this second state place is like one of those overpriced restaurants that everyone goes to just to say they went there...
 
ugh, come on people! an extra dollar for artisanal ice cubes? it's just water, guys... 🤣 and they're literally hand-cut rock or whatever... who thought this was a good idea? 🤷‍♂️ i mean, if you want to splurge, go get a fancy cocktail, but spare us the ice cube drama. btw, the phrase "artisanal" is already overused in restaurants like this. now they're taking it literally and charging extra for a novelty item... 🙄
 
I gotta say, an extra dollar for artisanal ice cubes? 🤔 I get that it's a unique touch, but like what's next? Paying $5 for a slice of watermelon or something 😂. It's all about the experience, I guess, but come on, folks! We've got so many more pressing concerns than fancy ice cubes. As someone who's always about prioritizing wellness and self-care, I'd rather invest that extra dollar in a meditation class or a detoxifying face mask 💆‍♀️🧖‍♀️.
 
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