The snail farm don: is this the most brazen tax avoidance scheme of all time?

Terry Ball, 78, is a Lancashire businessman who has been using his snail farm to evade business rates taxes. He has been involved in organized crime for decades, including working with Camorra gangsters to mediate conflicts between rival factions and helping a convicted mafia killer escape from Italy.

Ball's connections to the underworld are extensive, and he has worked with high-ranking politicians, prominent businessmen, and even a general in the Cambodian army. He has been accused of using his business as a front for money laundering and tax evasion.

Despite facing multiple investigations and lawsuits, Ball remains defiant, insisting that he is not guilty of any wrongdoing and that he is simply trying to avoid boredom in his old age. His wife, Jane, says she knew about his involvement with the underworld when they first met and has since become a supporter of his activities.

Ball's story raises questions about the ease with which wealthy individuals can evade taxes and engage in organized crime. It also highlights the ongoing struggle between law enforcement agencies and those who seek to exploit loopholes in the system for personal gain.

In recent weeks, Ball's activities have come under scrutiny from local authorities, including Westminster council, which has taken one of his companies to court over unpaid taxes. The company was quickly wound up, leaving Ball with no assets to claim.

As Ball drives away from our meeting, he seems content in the knowledge that he will not be brought down by the authorities. He is a man who has lived a life of deception and evasion, but for now, at least, it seems he remains one step ahead of the law.
 
I mean, can you believe this dude's got connections with like, a general in the Cambodian army πŸ˜‚! It's crazy how some people can use their wealth and influence to evade taxes and get away with it. I'm not saying he's innocent or anything, but it's hard not to feel a bit of sympathy for someone who's just trying to live life on his own terms.

I think this whole situation highlights the need for better tax laws and more effective law enforcement. It's not just about catching people like Ball, but also about creating systems that prevent wealthy individuals from exploiting loopholes in the first place. And what really gets me is how his wife seems to be aware of everything and is still supporting him πŸ€”. Is it possible for someone to be that oblivious or complicit?
 
πŸ˜’ This is just wild, I mean what kind of system allows someone to basically rob the state blind and still walk away with nothing? It's like they're living in a fantasy world where money can't buy influence or protection πŸ€‘. And the fact that he's got these super powerful connections, it's not like he's just some small-time crook, this is like a whole different level of corruption πŸ’Έ. I mean I get it, we all want to live comfortably and avoid boredom in our old age, but come on, there gotta be better ways to do that than by exploiting the system πŸ™„. And what really gets me is that his wife is basically enabling this behavior, she's like 'oh he's just trying to have some fun', nope, this is serious business 😑. We need to take a closer look at how our tax system and law enforcement work together to catch these types of individuals and bring them to justice πŸ’ͺ
 
I mean, can you believe this guy's excuse for tax evasion - "avoiding boredom in his old age"? I guess that's what they call "snail-paced" tax dodging πŸ˜‚πŸŒ! On a serious note tho, it's wild to think he's been involved with some shady characters and politicians. Guess you could say he's got some "shell-shocking" connections πŸ€£πŸ’Ό. Anyway, I hope the authorities are able to catch up with him soon, but until then, he's just living life in the slow lane... literally!
 
This guy's story is just wild 🀯 I mean, 78 years old and still dodging taxes? It's like he thinks he's above the law or something. And his connections to organized crime? Mind-blowing. You've got a general in the Cambodian army involved with him? What's next, a prime minister on speed dial?

I'm not buying into this "avoiding boredom" excuse, though. It sounds like just an excuse for someone who's used to getting away with stuff. And his wife is literally enabling him? That's sickening. This whole thing raises so many questions about how our system allows people like Ball to get away with this kind of behavior. It's time for some real change πŸ”„
 
man this guy's like a master of getting away with stuff πŸ˜‚ imagine having connections to mafia killers and generals 🀯 and still managing to wriggle out of paying taxes lol what's up with his wife being in on it too? that's like, commitment πŸ’• anyway it's wild how he thinks avoiding boredom is an excuse for all this shady business πŸ˜’ but idk man, at least he's living life on the edge πŸ‘Š and from what I've seen of these wealthy folks evading taxes, it feels like they're playing a high-stakes game with the system πŸ€‘
 
can't believe this guy's getting away with all this πŸ˜’. his excuse about being bored in old age sounds like a load of rubbish to me... 78 years young and still cooking up some shady business deals πŸ€‘. how many people have to get hurt or taken advantage of before someone takes him down? the system just seems to be broken at times, allowing rich folks like ball to wriggle out of paying their fair share πŸ’Έ. it's just not right πŸ‘Ž
 
this guy ball is literally like finch from peaky blinders minus the charm lol he's been dodging taxes and getting involved with some shady characters his whole life what a wild ride he must've lived so many lives already and still managed to keep it all under wraps meanwhile, the authorities are just trying to catch up and it's like, hello, we're in 2025, can't you guys keep up? anyway, i'm not surprised he thinks he's above the law just because he's got a few connections and a snail farm what's next, will he start saying he's a retired spy or something? πŸ˜‚πŸŒ
 
I mean, what's next? Snail farms as legit businesses so we can all just pay our taxes in slimy little increments? πŸ˜’πŸŒ Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to save up for my own "retirement" at 30 – aka being unemployed and living off my parents. At least Terry Ball's got a good excuse for why he's been dodging the taxman: boredom. I mean, who needs money when you've got a 78-year-old with a snail farm and a dodgy reputation? πŸ˜‚ It just goes to show how corrupt our system is – or at least, that's what everyone keeps saying... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this guy Terry Ball's antics 🀯. I mean, 78 years old and still running a snail farm as a front for money laundering and tax evasion? It's like something out of a Bond movie πŸ˜‚. But seriously, it raises so many questions about how wealthy individuals can get away with such shady dealings. Like, what even is the point of having laws if they're just going to be ignored? πŸ€”

And you know what really gets me is that his wife knows about all this and still supports him... I guess when you've been married for 50+ years, you kinda get used to your partner's questionable life choices πŸ˜‚. But seriously, it highlights the ongoing struggle between those who want to play by the rules and those who want to exploit loopholes for personal gain.

It's like, what can we even do? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ The system seems to be broken and these guys just keep finding ways to work around it. It's like they're living in their own little world where the law doesn't apply πŸ’₯. Anyway, I'm just gonna shake my head at this one...
 
I think this guy's getting off scot-free 🀣! Who needs to pay taxes anyway? It's not like his snail farm is making him rich or anything... I mean, 78 and still involved in organized crime? That's dedication πŸ’―. And let's be real, the system is just set up to help people like this slip through the cracks πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ. The fact that he's got connections to high-ranking politicians and businesspeople? That's just part of his charm 😏. I'm not saying what he's done is okay, but come on, who hasn't dabbled in a little tax evasion or money laundering at some point? It's just the way the game is played 🎲. And honestly, it's kind of refreshing to see someone like this who's not afraid to take risks and live life on their own terms πŸ’₯.
 
It's crazy to think about how someone like Terry Ball can just keep dodging the law like this 🀯. I mean, on one hand, you've got to admire his cunning and ability to stay under the radar for so long. He's clearly a master manipulator with an extensive network of connections.

But at the same time, it's pretty shocking that he's been able to use his business as a snail farm to avoid paying taxes πŸŒπŸ˜‚. It's like, come on Terry, you're 78 years old, can't you just retire and pay your dues? Instead, you're still raking in the cash through money laundering and tax evasion.

It's also a bit concerning that local authorities are so willing to let him slide, especially when there's evidence against him πŸ€”. I guess it shows that corruption is still rampant in some places. Anyway, I just hope he doesn't end up getting caught eventually, not for his sake but for the sake of justice and accountability πŸ’ͺ.
 
seen this dude's story 🀯, how can one person do so much damage? his business being just a front for all this shady stuff is wild... what's even more wild is that his wife knows about it and still supports him πŸ˜‚. it's like she's complicit or something. gotta wonder how many people he's hurt along the way... and what's with the "i'm not guilty" act? sounds like just a cop-out to me πŸ™„
 
idk how ppl think evadin taxes and bein involved with organized crime r the same thing πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ like, its not exactly rocket science - if u wanna avoid payin taxes, just use a legit business as a front or somethin... but noooo, Ball chooses to keep it all under wraps and hide behind his old age excuse 😴. its not fair on the rest of us who gotta pay our dues on time.

anywayz, cant help feelin that law enforcement agencies r gettin way too big for their britches thinkin they can take down someone like Ball with ease πŸ’ͺ. theres always gonna be ppl lookin for loopholes and ways to game the system... its just how it is πŸ€”. maybe instead of chasin after him, they shd focus on creatin more transparent laws and regulations that dont favor the wealthy elite 😊.
 
Ugh, can't believe this guy gets away with it πŸ™„. I mean, 78 years old and still trying to pull off some shady stuff? And the fact that his wife is like "oh yeah, I knew about his underworld dealings when we first met" πŸ€”. Like, what's next? Are they going to start a YouTube channel or something? πŸ’Έ

And don't even get me started on the tax evasion thing. It's like, how hard is it to just pay your taxes on time? 😩 I know it's not fair to single out one guy, but come on, this is just basic responsibility. And the fact that he's been doing this for decades? 🀯 That's just ridiculous.

I swear, these kinds of stories make me want to scream 😩. The whole system seems designed to let people like Ball get away with it. Like, what's being done to hold these guys accountable? πŸ™„ It's not like they're just some anonymous Joe who got caught in a bad situation. No, this guy is a calculated, sophisticated operator. He knows exactly what he's doing, and the authorities are just letting him slide. 😑
 
πŸ€” I mean, come on, 78 years old and still trying to get away with stuff? It's just laughable. He thinks he can just retire and start a snail farm as a cover for his underworld dealings? Give me a break! πŸ˜‚ The fact that he's been able to avoid paying taxes and evade the law for so long is pretty concerning, but at least he's being honest about it... sort of. It's not like he's pretending to be some kind of harmless old guy who just wants to tend to his snails. Newsflash, Terry: we've seen your shady past and we're not buying it! 🚫
 
I'm telling you, this whole thing reeks of corruption & cronyism πŸ€”. I mean, come on, 78 years old and still evading taxes like a pro? It's just not right. And what's even more disturbing is that his connections to high-ranking politicians & businessmen are well-documented. This tells me there's some serious rot at the core of our system.

I'm all for people making a buck, but when it comes at the expense of others & the law, that's just unacceptable πŸ’Έ. And what about Jane, his wife who's supposedly been supporting him? Are we supposed to believe she's oblivious to his shady dealings? It doesn't add up.

This whole situation highlights how our tax system is ripe for abuse & exploitation. We need to shake things up & make sure these loopholes are closed πŸ”’. And as for Ball, he'll get what's coming to him... eventually 😏.
 
Ugh I'm like totally shocked this dude got away with all that πŸ™„. 78 years old and still trying to scam the system? That's just great. And his wife is actually supporting him? What a bunch of BS πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. He thinks he's above the law just because he's got connections, well newsflash Terry: connections don't mean squat when it comes to getting caught πŸš”. And now he's just driving off into the sunset with no assets, but I'm sure he'll find a way to spin this too and come out on top πŸ’Έ. It's like they say, money talks and in his case, it's been talking for decades πŸ˜’.
 
omg, can you believe this guy Terry Ball? 78 years old and still playing dirty with his snail farm! πŸœπŸ˜‚ it's like, what's next? using a beekeeping business as a front for money laundering? 😳 i mean, i get that he thinks he's just trying to avoid boredom, but hello, that's not how the law works! πŸ’β€β™€οΈ and his wife is fully on board with all this drama? πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ like, what kind of relationship is that? anyway, it's crazy to think about how far he's gone and still managed to stay one step ahead... or so it seems 😏.
 
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