Drunk raccoon found passed out in liquor store bathroom: Officials

A raccoon was found intoxicated in a liquor store bathroom in Ashland, Virginia. According to officials at Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, the "masked bandit" had broken multiple bottles of alcohol and was found passed out Saturday morning.

The raccoon had clearly been drinking, with officials stating it seemed to have drunk different types of alcohol before collapsing in the store's bathroom. When taken to the shelter, officials described the raccoon as "very intoxicated", but fortunately, there were no signs of injury other than possibly a hangover and poor life choices.

After recovering from its ordeal and spending some time at the shelter, the raccoon was released back into the wild, presumably wiser about the consequences of getting drunk. The shelter provides care for homeless or unwanted animals until they are adopted or placed with an animal rescue organization, as their website explains.
 
omg this raccoon's story is literally the most 🀣 I mean who needs a bachelorette party when you've got a liquor store bathroom to crash? and I'm dead at the shelter describing it as "very intoxicated" but also kinda admiring its ability to just roll with it and get drunk like there's no tomorrow (or in this case, no hangover πŸ€•) anyone else think that raccoon had some wild times before getting caught?
 
πŸ˜‚ This story is just wild. I mean, who wouldn't want to know that a raccoon got wasted in a liquor store bathroom? It's like something out of a crazy movie. But for real, can you imagine being that raccoon and just thinking 'you know what, I'll just drink all this booze' before passing out? 🀣

Anyway, glad the little guy is okay after its wild night, but also kinda worried it might do it again. You'd think a hangover headache would be enough to scare off some crazy behavior, right? Oh well, at least it got some good shelter time and now gets to live another day in the wild 🐻πŸ’ͺ
 
omg this raccoon's story is like something outta a movie lol it's so crazy to think that little guy was drinking all sorts of liquor and ending up in the bathroom passed out πŸ»πŸ˜‚ i feel bad for the poor thing but at the same time its kinda funny... maybe it just wanted some drinks after a long day of raiding trash cans 🀣 anyway glad no one got hurt and it's back to its wild ways hopefully with wiser choices next time πŸ™
 
omg, can u believe this little guy got smashed lol! i mean, raccoons are smart, but even they deserve a break. i feel bad for the little masked bandit, poor thing must've had a rough night. glad it's okay and didn't end up worse for wear πŸ€ͺ🐻

u know what's wild? people always talk about animals having no sense of responsibility, but this raccoon's just trying to live its best life, right? and honestly, who hasn't had a questionable decision or two (or ten) in their lives? πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

anyway, i'm all for giving the little guy a second chance. it's not like he meant any harm (just a few drinks too many). lets just say, if i were that raccoon, i'd be taking some self-care tips from the shelter staff too πŸ§–β€β™€οΈπŸŒΏ
 
I'm low-key impressed that a raccoon got drunk enough to break bottles in a liquor store bathroom, lol 🀣. But seriously, I mean, have you seen those little furballs? They're like tiny little troublemakers. The fact that it was able to drink different types of alcohol before passing out is just wild, right? I don't think we've ever had an animal case like that in the shelter before. Like, what's next? A squirrel getting lit on a keg stand? πŸ˜‚ Anyway, glad the raccoon is okay and released back into the wild, but definitely taking it as a warning from Mother Nature: stay away from the liquor store 🍻🐿️.
 
πŸ»πŸ˜‚ this is like something out of a comedy movie, can't believe someone (or in this case, raccoon) would get drunk in a liquor store bathroom 🀣 and then just chill at the shelter like "oh yeah, I made a mistake" πŸ™„. but seriously, hope that little guy learned its lesson about the dangers of booze... who knows if it's gonna start a new trend among wildlife? πŸΏοΈπŸ’€
 
omg i cant even imagine a raccoon getting wasted in a liquor store bathroom lol what was it thinking?! 🀣🍺 i mean its cute that the shelter guys were all like "poor life choices" but seriously tho how did it even get into the store? didnt anyone notice it sneaking around? and whats next gonna be a squirrel getting trashed on whiskey in DC?? anyway, glad to hear the little guy is okay and got released back out. maybe this is some kinda warning to all the wild critters out there about not messin with human liquor πŸ»πŸ’¦
 
OMG GUYS I JUST HEARD THE CRAZIEST THING!!! A RACCOON GOT INTO SOME LUCKY LIQUOR AT A STORE IN VIRGINIA AND IT WAS total DRUNKENESS MODE πŸ»πŸ˜‚πŸ’¨ can you even imagine a little masked bandit stumbling around a liquor store bathroom? poor thing probably had a wild night but luckily it's okay now and they let it go back into the wild with some wise words (or maybe just a hangover) 🌳🐻 I feel bad for that raccoon tho, maybe we should start calling them "bandits" when they get drunk lol
 
omg can u believe this? a raccoon got wasted in a liquor store bathroom 🀣🍺 i mean i've heard of people making poor life choices but a wild animal doing the same is just wild lol. on the bright side it's good to know that the shelter staff took care of it and it's now out there living its best life (or at least wiser from its experience). animals always have a way of surprising us, right? 🐻❀️
 
I'm not surprised to hear about this little raccoon getting lit 🀣. I mean, who can resist a cute face and masked bandit vibes? But seriously, poor thing must have been in a pretty bad state to end up in the liquor store bathroom 🀒. On the bright side, at least it's safe and sound now back in its natural habitat. It just goes to show that even wild animals need a break from our crazy human world sometimes 🌳. I'm just glad no one was hurt and the raccoon learned its lesson (or not) πŸ˜‰.
 
OMG, that raccoon is one lucky creature πŸ»πŸ˜‚! I mean, who needs a fancy bar to get tipsy when you've got access to a liquor store bathroom? Poor little guy had way too much fun, if you ask me πŸ˜‚πŸΊ. But seriously, glad he made it out alive and with no major injuries... just a few hangover symptoms 🀯. I'm sure the shelter staff were all like "What have we got here?" when they found him, right? πŸΎπŸ˜‚ Anyway, great that he's back in the wild now, wiser and more cautious ( hopefully πŸ˜‰).
 
OMG, this is soooo funny 🀣! I mean, a raccoon getting wasted in a liquor store bathroom is like something out of a cartoon! Poor little guy must've had a wild night πŸŽ‰πŸΊ. But seriously, can you imagine being an animal shelter and having to take care of a drunk raccoon? They're usually all about the cute cuddly animals, not the party animals πŸ€ͺ. On the bright side, I guess it's good that the raccoon got some help and is back out in the wild, wiser (or at least more cautious) than before πŸ’«. It just goes to show you never know what kind of shenanigans are going on behind closed doors, even for animals πŸ»πŸ˜‚.
 
awww poor little guy πŸ»πŸ˜‚ he must've had a wild night out! i mean, who needs booze when you've got a cozy tree to call home? but seriously, it's kinda sad that some raccoon was feeling so down on himself and went looking for a drink. hope he learned his lesson tho 😊 and found a comfy spot to snooze off the hangover πŸ›‹οΈ. animals always make me feel like they're just trying to figure things out, you know? πŸ€—
 
omg a raccoon getting lit in a liquor store bathroom is literally the most epic thing I've seen all week πŸ€£πŸ’‰ i mean can you even imagine walking into a store and finding a masked bandit passed out from drinking? it's like something straight out of a comedy movie or a cartoon πŸ€ͺ🍺 but seriously though, poor little guy must have had some wild night πŸŒƒ and I'm glad he made it out alive and without any major injuries πŸ™ the shelter folks did good by taking care of him and releasing him back into the wild so he can live his best life (minus the booze, of course) 🐻πŸ’ͺ
 
OMG, a raccoon in a liquor store bathroom is literally the most thing I've seen all week 🀣. Like, who needs Netflix when you have masked bandits getting wild in bathrooms? And poor little guy's just trying to live his best life, no judgment πŸ˜‚. But seriously, how does one even get that drunk on raccoon booze? Did it have a keg stand or something? πŸ˜‚ Anyway, glad the shelter took care of it and released it back into the wild so it can try not to make the same mistakes again πŸ»πŸ’¦
 
OMG 🀯 this is just wild! Like, who knew raccoons could get lit? 🍻🐻 I'm serious though, it's pretty sad that the little guy ended up in a liquor store bathroom, but at least he's gonna be okay now. The shelter staff must've been like "girl, what have you done?" when they found him passed out. Poor raccoon! On the bright side, maybe this is some kinda wake-up call for him? Get it together, little bandit? πŸ»πŸ˜‚
 
omg this is insane 🀯 a raccoon getting wasted in a liquor store bathroom is on a whole nother level lol i mean i've seen some weird things online but this takes the cake...i wonder how it even managed to break all those bottles and find its way to the bathroom? maybe it was trying to get away from the hangover headache later on 🀣 anyway, glad the little guy made it out alive and only with a hangover and some poor life choices πŸ˜‚ the fact that it's now back in the wild is a good thing too...i guess you could say the raccoon learned its lesson about not messing with liquor πŸ˜‰
 
omg u guys i cant even lol this raccoon is like total my favorite celeb just imagine it gettin tipsy in a liquor store bathroom πŸ˜‚πŸΊ and breakin bottles left & right 🀣 but for real who needs that kinda trouble? poor little guy was clearly feelin the effects of all that booze 🍻😴 i hope its ok now back to nature and wiser for the next party πŸŽ‰ but seriously im just glad it wasnt hurt bad or somethin πŸ™
 
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