Bear Grylls: 'I've bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry'

Bear Grylls has splashed out on an 'apocalypse-proof' boat, complete with a range of lethal equipment. The former SAS soldier, 51, and TV presenter bought the vessel after considering his own mortality.

Grylls told us that this was not just about personal protection but also about being prepared for any potential catastrophe. His dream is to sail around the world on his trusty boat, armed with a range of deadly weapons from an AR-15 rifle to several machetes and a large knife.

The ex-soldier says he wants to be able to take care of himself and those around him if disaster strikes. The steel hull sailing boat has almost no electronics and relies on manual operation for all aspects of its functioning, making it virtually untraceable by hostile forces.
 
idk man... bear grylls is literally the ultimate contradiction πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ... on one hand, he's always talking about surviving in the wilderness with nothing but a knife and some twine, but on the other hand, he's just dropped a gazillion bucks on an "apocalypse-proof" boat that's basically a walking tank πŸ’£... i get it, he wants to be prepared for any situation, but does he really need an AR-15 rifle and like 5 machetes on his boat?! 🀯 and what's up with the whole manual operation thing? isn't that kinda counterintuitive if you're trying to survive in a world where technology is basically everything? πŸ“±... and can we just say, isn't this just a bit of a midlife crisis for bear grylls πŸš£β€β™‚οΈ...
 
I gotta say, this is a bit concerning πŸ€”... Bear Grylls seems like a survival expert, but having an 'apocalypse-proof' boat just feels like overkill, right? I mean, what's the likelihood of him actually needing to use all that lethal equipment on his sailing trip around the world 🌏? And isn't there a bit of irony in buying a boat designed for survival with so much unnecessary hardware in it?

I'm not saying he doesn't have a point about being prepared for any potential catastrophe, but can't he just focus on more practical and peaceful ways to prepare instead? Like, I don't know, investing in emergency rations or learning some basic first aid skills? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
I don't get why people gotta go and buy a boat like that just 'cause they're worried about the apocalypse πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. I mean, Bear Grylls is a pro at surviving stuff, but even he's not foolproof. What if there's no sharks to attack you on the open sea? πŸ˜‚ And what's with all the lethal equipment, mate? It's like he's preparing for a zombie apocalypse or something πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ.

I remember back in my day, we didn't need all that fancy stuff to have fun on the water. We just grabbed our rods and went fishing 🎣. Or if we were feeling adventurous, we'd try some paddleboarding πŸ„β€β™‚οΈ. Nowadays it's all about being prepared for the worst-case scenario, but what about enjoying life in the moment? πŸŒ… It's like people are more worried about survival than actually living, you know?
 
come on bear i get it your a practical guy but an apocalypse-proof boat with lethal equipment is just plain crazy lol 🀣 think about the liability alone he's gonna be like a one-man navy πŸš’πŸ‘Š plus what's the point of sailing around the world if you're just gonna arm yourself to death? didn't we used to do this stuff for fun on treasure hunts or something? now it's all about survival and paranoia πŸŒͺ️ my money's on bear dying at sea rather than actually surviving an apocalypse πŸš£β€β™‚οΈ
 
I'm kinda worried about Bear Grylls and his new boat lol πŸ˜‚ #SailorLife. He's already done some crazy stunts in the wilderness but this seems like a whole different level. I mean, who needs that much equipment on a boat? 🀯 It sounds like a real-life action movie set. But at the same time, I guess it's better to be safe than sorry right? πŸ’‘ #PreparednessIsKey. He's got some serious survival skills already but having an apocalypse-proof boat just takes it to another level. Maybe he'll inspire others to get prepared too? 🌟 #AdventureAwaits.
 
I gotta say, I'm a bit surprised by Bear Grylls' new "apocalypse-proof" boat. I mean, I get that he's always been into the whole survival thing and wants to be prepared for anything, but does he really need an AR-15 rifle on a sailing boat? 🀯 It just seems like a big target on his back to me.

And what's with all the lethal equipment? Machetes and large knives? That sounds like something out of a bad action movie. I get that he wants to be able to defend himself, but can't he just stick to a trusty knife or something? πŸ˜‚

But at the same time, I do admire his enthusiasm for being prepared. And if he's just sailing around the world on this boat, it might actually come in handy. Just hope he doesn't run into any pirates or anything! πŸš£β€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ
 
I don't know about this apocalypse-proof boat thing from Bear Grylls πŸ€”... I mean, I get that he's always been into the whole survivalist vibe, but is this really necessary? Like, what's the worst that could happen on a sail around the world? And isn't it just gonna be super isolated and boring without any electronics? πŸ˜’ Plus, all those lethal equipment just seems like a bit much. Is he really expecting to have to take on some kind of zombie apocalypse while sailing? πŸ™„ And what's with the lack of electronics anyway? Isn't that just asking for trouble in case something goes wrong? I dunno man... sounds like a whole lot of unnecessary expense to me πŸ’Έ
 
Omg I'm literally shaking thinking about this lol 🀯 Bear Grylls is taking survival game to a whole new level with this apocalypse-proof boat ! I mean I get it he's had a rough life and all but like 51? πŸ˜‚ still got time for this kinda thing . But seriously though the more I read about this boat the more fascinated I am . almost no electronics just manual everything . can you imagine being on that boat in the middle of nowhere with nothing but your wits to keep you safe ? 🌊 I'm here for it tbh , if I ever get my hands on a boat like that πŸ˜…
 
can't believe bear grylls is getting all prepared for the end times 🀯 he's 51 years old, mate... doesn't he think his time has come yet? like, what's next? having a bunker in his backyard? πŸ πŸ’€ anyway, if he wants to be all apocalypse-proof, at least his boat looks cool 😎
 
I don't know man 🀯... Bear Grylls is basically preparing for the apocalypse in a super elaborate way πŸ˜‚. I get it, being prepared is always a good idea, but this level of preparation seems kinda excessive? Like, what's next? A fallout shelter in his backyard? 🏠

And honestly, I'm not sure how much of a difference having an AR-15 rifle on a boat is going to make when you're at sea 🌊. It's not like you can just start blasting away at some hostile ship and expect it to magically disappear or something 🚒

I also find it kinda ironic that he's buying this super low-tech, almost-vanishing-from-sight boat πŸ“¦. Like, isn't the point of having a boat in the first place to, you know, be seen? 🌴 It seems like Grylls is trying to be all stealthy and survival-y, but really he just sounds like some sort of modern-day Robinson Crusoe 🌴

I guess what I'm saying is... dude needs to chill πŸ€ͺ. The world isn't always going to end in a catastrophic event, and maybe instead of preparing for the apocalypse, Bear Grylls should be out there exploring the world and enjoying it? 🌍
 
I'm not sure about Bear Grylls buying an 'apocalypse-proof' boat πŸ€”... I mean, I get the idea of being prepared for emergencies, but do we really need a vessel with lethal equipment on board? It just seems like a bit too much to me πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. What's next? A survival kit for astronauts on the moon πŸš€?! I'm all for being self-sufficient and having skills to take care of yourself, but this boat thing takes it to a whole new level 😳. And isn't sailing around the world without electronics just, like, asking to get lost at sea or something? I guess what concerns me is that he's creating a bit of a cult following with this 'preparedness' vibe πŸ’‘... don't get me wrong, I'm all for being prepared, but not to the point where it becomes an extreme sport πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.
 
can you imagine bear grylls just chillin on his apocalypse-proof boat sippin a beer while the world is goin down 🍺😎 i get that bein prepared is good and all but dude's got some serious issues if he thinks being armed to the teeth is gonna save him. what's next, a survivalist Airbnb in the desert with a secret underground bunker? 🀯 and btw isn't it kinda rich for him to worry about his own mortality when there are actual people struggling out there on the streets? πŸ’ΈπŸŒŽ
 
I don't know about this apocalypse-proof boat thing, but I think Bear Grylls is just trying to live his best life 🌊πŸ’ͺ! He's always been someone who takes risks and faces challenges head-on, so I'm not surprised he'd want a boat that can keep up with him. And let's be real, it's not like he's asking for the world to be handed to him on a silver platter... he's just being proactive about his own safety and well-being. Plus, who doesn't love the idea of sailing around the world with a few trusty machetes and an AR-15 rifle? It's all about self-sufficiency and making the most of life, right? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
just thinkin about bear grylls and his apocalypse-proof boat πŸ€”πŸ›₯️... dude's got some major FUD (fear of the unknown) goin' on πŸ˜…. like, 51 years old and he's buyin' a boat with AR-15 rifle and machetes? what if there's a zombie apocalypse but we're all like "peace out, bro" πŸ§ β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘½?

i mean, seriously though, the idea of bein' prepared for any catastrophe is cool i guess. but, like, can't he just take up paintball or somethin'? πŸ˜‚ wouldn't that be more fun? 🎨

anywayz, his boat's got some pretty sweet specs πŸš£β€β™‚οΈπŸ”ͺ... no electronics means it's basically a ghost ship 🀫. but also super vulnerable to pirates and stuff πŸ”₯πŸ’€. like, is he really thinkin' about the logistics of sailin' around the world with all that gear? πŸ—ΊοΈ

overall tho, i'm just curious to see if this whole apocalypse thing goes down πŸ’­πŸŒͺ️... will bear grylls be sippin' tea on a deserted island or what? β˜•οΈπŸ–οΈ
 
I'm low-key fascinated by Bear Grylls' new 'apocalypse-proof' boat πŸš£β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜² He's like the modern-day MacGyver out there, always prepping for the worst-case scenario! I get it, being prepared is key, but this thing sounds like a real-life Survivor set 🌴. Like, who needs all those guns and machetes on a boat? 🀯 It's just not something you'd want to be cruising around with unless you're literally on a mission from God πŸ˜….

But seriously, I do think it's kinda cool that he's taking his own mortality into consideration. We should all probably take a page out of his book and start being more self-sufficient, right? 🀝 Maybe this boat is a metaphor for life itself - unpredictable and always changing. Who knows what the future holds, maybe we'll all be sailing around on our own personal 'apocalypse-proof' vessels 🌊πŸ’₯
 
I don't get why Bear Grylls needs a boat that's basically a death trap πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. I mean, I get it, he's a former soldier and all, but does he really need an arsenal on his boat? It just seems so... unnecessary πŸ˜’. And what about the safety aspect? Like, what if there's a medical emergency and he can't even call for help because of no electronics? πŸš‘ I'm all for being prepared, but this seems like overkill to me πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. Can't he just stick with a nice, sturdy boat that doesn't come equipped with everything needed to start a small war? πŸ˜‚
 
I find Bear Grylls' decision to purchase an 'apocalypse-proof' boat quite fascinating 😊. On one hand, his desire to be prepared for any potential catastrophe is admirable, as it showcases his proactive approach to risk management. His willingness to invest in a vessel with lethal equipment, such as the AR-15 rifle and machetes, suggests that he's taking a pragmatic stance on self-defense.

However, I'm curious about the implications of this purchase on Grylls' sailing adventures 🌊. While having a steel hull sailing boat with manual operation might make it difficult to track him down, it also raises questions about his own preparedness for emergency situations. Does he have contingency plans in place, such as communication devices or rescue protocols? By investing in an 'apocalypse-proof' boat, is Grylls prioritizing his personal safety over the needs of others who may be affected by any catastrophe? πŸ€”
 
idk about this apocalypse proof boat thingy... 51 is pretty old to be worrying about the end of the world like that lol. seems more like a publicity stunt to me. what's next, bear grylls gonna start selling survival gear to kids? πŸ€‘ also, isn't it kinda weird that he's got an AR-15 rifle on his boat? sounds like something out of a bad action movie. and what's with the machetes and large knife? is he planning on having a knife fight with sharks or something? 🀣 gotta wonder if this thing is just a big marketing gimmick...
 
omg can u believe this lol Bear Grylls is like the ultimate survivalist now πŸ€£πŸš£β€β™‚οΈ his boat sounds crazy cool but also super intense idk about sailing around the world with all those deadly weapons tho doesn't he think that's kinda... overkill? anyway i guess if u r gonna do it, might as well be prepared right? just hope he knows how to handle himself in a real emergency 🀞
 
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