I'm low-key freaking out about Elon Musk's latest move

. I mean, I get it, he wants to make money off his new verification system, but singling out The New York Times for a blue check mark purge is just weird

. What's next? Removing the blue checks from all the other major accounts that have been verified under Twitter's old system? It's like, okay, let's get real, Mr. Musk...
I'm also super confused about this new label thingy

. I mean, it looks like a meme or something

, but is it supposed to be legit or just some fancy marketing trick? And what's with the doge logo for Twitter? Like, dude, we're trying to verify users here, not promote your cryptocurrency

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This whole thing has me feeling like I'm stuck in some kind of social media purgatory

. Can someone please just give us a straight answer about what Musk is planning and when?
