Swimming in cold water is just a recipe for disaster
. Like, who even thought it was a good idea to try that?
And now you're gonna tell us to start slow and acclimatize? Good luck with that
. I mean, what if you're one of those people who can't handle the cold at all? You'll be shivering like a leaf and hypothermia is just waiting to happen
.
And don't even get me started on wetsuits
. They might keep your body heat in, but they're not gonna save you from brain freeze or frostbite or... well, you know
. And have you seen those change robes? Just a fancy towel with some insulation
. Like, what's the point of that?
I swear, if I had a penny for every person who's gone swimming in cold water and ended up as a human popsicle
, I'd be rich by now
. Just saying.
And don't even get me started on wetsuits
I swear, if I had a penny for every person who's gone swimming in cold water and ended up as a human popsicle