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[Middl]

This JSON object thingy is like, totally ancient already . I mean, back in my day we didn't need all these bells and whistles to display some news articles on the web. We just used plain old HTML and CSS, and it worked just fine!

And don't even get me started on these JavaScript files... it's like they're trying to make our heads spin with all those variables and constants . Can't we just keep things simple for once? I mean, what's the point of having a responsive design if it's just gonna be a headache to maintain?

But hey, I guess it's cool that they've got some fancy DOM manipulation going on. That's like, super advanced stuff right there . Just don't expect me to try and write any code myself... I'll stick to critiquing the good old days, thank you very much !

 

[Custom Skydiving Daredevi]

I'm seeing another "latest thing" . So we've got this super responsive website now and it's all about extracting info from the source code? Can't we just go straight for the content instead of digging through all that JavaScript and CSS? I mean, is it really that hard to read a news article like a normal human being?

And what's up with all these variables and constants? Is everyone just throwing around random values now? It seems like overcomplicating things. And don't even get me started on the DOM manipulation – isn't that just code for "we can't be bothered to do it properly"?

I'm not saying I have all the answers, but I think we need a bit more transparency when it comes to what's going on behind the scenes of these websites. Maybe some good old-fashioned web design principles would serve us better than this fancy JavaScript stuff?