NFL Divisional Round straight up, against the spread, and survivor pool picks

NFL Divisional Round Straight Up Picks: Buffalo Bills at Denver Broncos, San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks, New England Patriots at Houston Texans, and Los Angeles Rams at Chicago Bears.

In a battle of pass-happy offenses against stingy defenses, the Buffalo Bills look to upset the heavily favored Denver Broncos in their quest for victory. The key matchup here is in the trenches, where the Broncos' ability to pressure opposing quarterbacks will be put to the test by Josh Allen and the Bills' high-powered offense.

Allen has been a consistent performer throughout his postseason career, with eight playoff wins under his belt and 26 touchdowns against just four interceptions. However, the Broncos' defense has been excellent in its own right, leading the league with 68 sacks this season. It's a tough matchup for either side, but I believe Josh Allen's ability to extend plays with his feet will be too much for the Broncos' pass rush to handle.

On the other side of the divisional round, the San Francisco 49ers look to get back on track against the Seattle Seahawks in a battle of two stout defenses. The Seahawks' smashmouth run-heavy approach should give the 49ers fits, but I believe they'll be able to contain the Seahawks' rushing attack and focus on keeping Sam Darnold under pressure.

The Patriots have been quietly effective all season long, with an outstanding defense that has allowed just over 200 yards per game. They've also shown a willingness to run the ball, which should give them an advantage in this matchup against the Texans' defense.

In what promises to be a high-scoring affair, the Los Angeles Rams look to pull off another close victory against the Chicago Bears. The key matchup here will be at quarterback, where Matthew Stafford's accuracy and ability to make plays with his legs should give him an edge over Justin Fields.

The Rams have been one of the most consistent teams in the league all season long, with a strong offense that has consistently produced points. They've also shown a willingness to adapt on the fly, which should serve them well in this matchup against the Bears' defense.

Overall, I'm taking a balanced approach this week, with picks against both the spread and straight up. The Bills look to pull off an upset over the Broncos, while the 49ers should be able to contain the Seahawks' offense and come out on top. The Patriots should be able to outlast the Texans, and the Rams will likely find a way to win in a high-scoring affair.

Against the spread picks:

* Bills (+1.5) vs Broncos
* 49ers (+7) vs Seahawks
* Texans (+3) vs Patriots

Straight up picks:

* Bills at Broncos
* 49ers at Seahawks
* Patriots at Texans
* Rams at Bears
 
THE BILLS ARE GONNA TAKE DOWN THOSE BRONCOS!!! JOSH ALLEN IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH AND I THINK HE'LL OUTSMART THE BRONCOS' PASS RUSH ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ช

I'M ALSO FEELING GOOD ABOUT THE 49ERS TAKING DOWN THE SEAHAWKS. SAM DARNOLD'S GOT THIS! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿˆ
 
I'm like, totally down with these picks ๐Ÿค” but only for a sec, no way the Bills can take down those Broncos in reality... I mean, Josh Allen's a great QB and all, but the Broncos' D is too good ๐Ÿ’ช. But hey, you never know what's gonna happen on game day, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

And omg, the 49ers vs Seahawks is like, the ultimate clash of titans ๐Ÿคบโ€โ™‚๏ธ, I'm not sure if they'll be able to contain that Seahawks run game, but Sam Darnold's a beast too so we'll see what happens ๐Ÿ”ฅ.

The Patriots vs Texans though? That's a no-brainer, Pats all the way ๐Ÿ™Œ, their defense is like, unstoppable... unless... wait, I just had second thoughts ๐Ÿ˜ณ, maybe the Texans' O can pull off some crazy plays and take it to 7 OTs โฐ.

And lastly, Rams vs Bears? Matthew Stafford's accuracy is on point ๐Ÿ’ฏ but Justin Fields' legs are like, a wild card ๐Ÿคช, so this one's gonna be super tough call ๐Ÿค”.

Overall I'm just gonna go with my gut... and then question everything ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
The expert is back with more "analysis" ๐Ÿ™„. I mean, who needs actual gameplay experience when you've got a fancy computer screen to analyze the stats? The Bills vs Broncos game is gonna be a real nail-biter... said no one ever ๐Ÿคฃ. It's like predicting a coin flip - Josh Allen will either magically extend plays or get sacked 5 times ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. And don't even get me started on the Patriots' defense being "outstanding"... yeah, because that's not just a cop-out for their lack of offense ๐Ÿ™ƒ. The Rams are gonna win because... Matthew Stafford is pretty and has a good haircut ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ. Can we just have some actual predictions based on game footage or something? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
The thrill of the playoffs! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ You know, it's funny, people get so caught up in winning and losing, but what really matters is how we learn from our losses and grow as a person. The Bills, they're like the underdog story - nobody expected them to make it this far, just like how life has its twists and turns. But Josh Allen, he's got heart, and that's what matters. He's not afraid to take risks and go for it, just like how we gotta be willing to take chances in life too. ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ And the Broncos, they're like the tough opponent - they've been around the block a few times and have the experience to back it up. But sometimes, even the toughest opponents can't handle our determination and grit. ๐Ÿ’ช
 
I'm really hyped for the divisional round! ๐Ÿคฉ The Bills looking to take down the Broncos is gonna be a wild game, I think Josh Allen's gonna be able to make some magic happen on the field. And omg, the 49ers vs Seahawks matchup is gonna be so intense - both defenses are straight fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. The Rams and Patriots are always so solid too, I'm low-key rooting for them to bring home the W ๐Ÿ™Œ. But gotta keep an eye on the Texans' defense, they're looking pretty sneaky good this season ๐Ÿ˜
 
omg i'm so hyped for the bills to take down the bronzos! josh allen is on fire rn ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ he's got that magic when it comes to extendin plays with his feet and i think it'll be too much for the broncos' pass rush to handle ๐Ÿ˜‚. also, i'm lovin the 49ers' chances against the seahawks, sam darnold's got skills and they should def contain the seahawks' rushing attack ๐Ÿคฏ. as for the patriots, they've been quietly effective all season and their defense is on point ๐Ÿ”’. and can't wait to see matthew stafford shred the bears' defense with his accuracy and agility ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
 
I gotta say, I'm kinda torn about the Bills vs Broncos game ๐Ÿค”. On one hand, Josh Allen's ability to extend plays with his feet is super impressive ๐Ÿ’ช. But on the other hand, the Broncos' pass rush has been ridiculously good this season ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Can Allen and company keep him upright? ๐Ÿคž I'm leaning towards the Bills getting it done though, mainly because their offense just seems too explosive to be stopped ๐Ÿ˜…. What do you guys think? Should we be worried about the Broncos' defense?
 
omg i'm so nervous for the bills game ๐Ÿ˜‚ i know they have a tough matchup but i think josh allen can do it lol he's like a superhero on the field ๐Ÿคฉ and i'm also loving sam darnold vs seattle's defense ๐Ÿค“ i think he'll be able to make some magic happen for the 49ers... and can we talk about how much i love the rams? matthew stafford is literally my boyfriend ๐Ÿ™ˆ but seriously, i think they have a good shot at beating the bears too
 
omg i think the bills are gonna pull off a huge upset!! josh allen is on fire!!! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’ฅ and i love how you said his ability to extend plays with his feet will be too much for the broncos' pass rush to handle, total truth!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ can't wait to see this game play out! ๐Ÿ’ช
 
I'm so down for the Bills to take down those Broncos ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ! Allen's got that magic, you know? He's always making plays with his feet and extends plays like a boss. And I gotta say, the 49ers' D is looking solid against the Seahawks' smashmouth run game. It'll be a battle for sure, but I'm loving the 49ers to contain that rush and keep Darnold under pressure ๐Ÿ’ช.

The Pats are quietly killing it this season, and their defense has been on point ๐Ÿคฏ. They're gonna outlast those Texans in a low-scoring affair, mark my words. And as for the Rams vs Bears... Matthew Stafford's got the magic touch ๐Ÿ”ฎ! He'll make enough plays with his legs to get them over the line.

I'm taking the Bills straight up, 49ers against the spread, Pats to win outright, and Rams to take down those Bears ๐ŸŽ‰. Bring on the playoffs!
 
I donโ€™t usually comment but... I gotta say, these predictions seem pretty solid ๐Ÿค”. I mean, the idea of Josh Allen outsmarting the Broncos' pass rush is definitely a compelling one ๐Ÿค‘. And on the other side, I think Sam Darnold's got this against the Patriots - their defense is just too strong ๐Ÿ’ช.

But you know who I'm actually curious about? The Rams vs Bears matchup ๐Ÿ˜. Matthew Stafford's accuracy has been top-notch all season, but Justin Fields' ability to make plays with his legs can be a game-changer โšก๏ธ. It's gonna be a tough one to pick ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ.

I don't usually follow these sports picks closely, but there seems like a lot of thought put into this analysis ๐Ÿ“Š. Fingers crossed my bracket doesn't get destroyed ๐Ÿ˜…!
 
the bills got this ๐Ÿคฏ i mean, denver's defense is legit but josh allen has been on fire all postseason he's like a quarterback ninja - always finding ways to make plays with his feet. and let's be real, the broncos' pass rush has looked kinda shaky lately... i'm taking buffalo by 7 + a pick 'em ๐Ÿค‘
 
think the bills are gonna get destroyed by denver ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ i mean, josh allen is good and all but the broncos' pass rush is legit they gotta find a way to contain allen's ability to scramble out of trouble and that's where this game is gonna be decided. also, sam darnold vs 49ers defense is scary ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
 
I'm loving the Bills' chances against the Broncos ๐Ÿคฏ! Josh Allen's mobility is gonna be too much for Denver to handle. And can we talk about how underrated the Patriots are? Their defense has been a total game-changer this season ๐Ÿ’ช. I think they're gonna outlast the Texans and get the win. The Rams are always tough to predict, but I'm taking them to win against the Bears ๐Ÿˆ. San Francisco's defense is too much for Seattle, in my opinion ๐Ÿค”. But, of course, the spread picks are all about the value ๐Ÿ’ธ.
 
I'm low-key skeptical about the Bills beating the Broncos. Like, Josh Allen is a beast and all, but I don't think even he can out-muscle the Broncos' D. I mean, they're basically just waiting for someone to make a mistake so they can pounce ๐Ÿค”.

And on the other side of the divisional round, I'm kinda rooting for the 49ers to come back and win against the Seahawks. Sam Darnold's been looking pretty solid lately and if he can keep his cool under pressure, I think SF might just be able to pull off a win ๐Ÿ’ช.

As for the other matchups... Patriots vs Texans should be a low-key thriller, and Matthew Stafford vs Justin Fields is going to be HILARIOUS ๐Ÿคฃ. Either way, LA Rams gonna come out on top in that one.

Also, can we talk about how every single team is "quietly effective" this season? What's the theme here, NFL? ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
Wow ๐Ÿคฉ NFL playoffs are back! Interesting how some teams have been quietly effective all season long. I'm loving the underdog storylines, especially with the Bills taking on the Broncos. Josh Allen's ability to extend plays is huge ๐Ÿ˜…. I'm also intrigued by the matchup between the Rams and Bears, it's gonna be a high-scoring affair ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’ฅ
 
i'm loving the vibes of this nfl divisional round ๐Ÿคฉ the way these analysts are breaking down each matchup is so insightful, it's like they're speaking straight to our hearts ๐Ÿ’– i mean, who wouldn't want to see the bills take on the broncos in a battle of offense vs defense? josh allen is a total game-changer, he's got that intangible quality that makes you wanna root for him ๐ŸŒŸ and i'm feeling good about the 49ers too, they're due for a win after all those losses this season ๐Ÿ’ช

but what i love most is how these analysts are taking a balanced approach, not just picking one team to win but also considering who's gonna cover the spread ๐Ÿค” it's like they're trying to help us make informed decisions, even if we don't always agree with them ๐Ÿ˜‚ anyway, can't wait to see how all these matchups play out! ๐ŸŽ‰
 
I gotta say, the Bills' Josh Allen is looking like a real deal QB ๐Ÿ˜Ž. He's got that crazy ability to extend plays with his feet and make something out of nothing. I'm low-key rooting for them to take down those Broncos and pull off an upset ๐Ÿคฏ. The 49ers' defense has been on fire all season, but I think the Seahawks' smashmouth run game might be just tough enough for them to handle ๐Ÿˆ. And can we talk about the Patriots' D? They've been playing some of the best ball in the league this year ๐Ÿ”’.
 
The Bills are gonna take it to the Broncos ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ! I love how Josh Allen can extend plays with his feet, it's like he's got magic in his feet ๐Ÿ”ฎ. The Broncos' defense is strong but I think Allen's speed will be too much for them to handle ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Plus, the Bills' offense has been on fire all season ๐Ÿ”ฅ. And don't even get me started on the Rams' quarterback play ๐Ÿ’ช! Matthew Stafford vs Justin Fields in this matchup? No contest in my book ๐Ÿ˜‚.

But seriously, I'm hyped for all these games ๐Ÿคฉ. The 49ers and Seahawks are gonna have a battle of wills ๐Ÿ’ช, and I think Sam Darnold can outsmart the Seahawks' defense ๐Ÿ‘Š. And the Patriots vs Texans? That's gonna be a grind-it-out game โš’๏ธ. But in the end, I'm taking my money on the Bills to upset the Broncos ๐Ÿค‘.

And don't forget about the Rams at Bears! That's gonna be a close one ๐Ÿค”. The Rams' offense is so consistent it's like clockwork ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ. But Justin Fields is no slouch either ๐Ÿ’ฅ! This one's gonna be a nail-biter ๐Ÿ”ฉ.

Let's get this playoff party started ๐ŸŽ‰!
 
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