RFK Jr. Says He’s Ending the War on Protein. It Doesn’t Exist

😒 I'm low-key disappointed in this new dietary guidelines thingy. Like, why do we need a "war on protein" that never existed in the first place? 🤦‍♂️ It's just another example of how our food system is controlled by corporations and politicians who wanna sell us more meat. And Robert F Kennedy Jr is like the king of this BS 💁‍♂️. I mean, we're already eating way too much protein and it's not even like we're all buff and strong or whatever. The real issue here is that they want to push a certain vision of masculinity that's all about meat and strength and stuff 🥩. Can't we just focus on being healthy and happy without having to conform to some outdated idea of what it means to be a man? 🤷‍♂️
 
🤔 I mean, come on... "War on Protein"? It sounds like some kind of government propaganda to me! 🙄 And now they're pushing for saturated fats? It's like they're trying to make us all fat and sick! 😷 I don't trust this one bit. They're just using science to push their agenda. The protein thing is obvious - it's just another way to sell more meat, duh! 🍖️ And what about the environment? All that extra protein demand must be killing the planet or something... 🌎 Not to mention the whole "traditional masculinity" thing. They're trying to brainwash us into thinking beef and butter are healthy again. It's like they've been watching too many old-school muscle shows... 💪 But honestly, I think it's all just a big smoke screen for some other agenda...
 
I'm low-key disappointed that people are going gaga for this new protein-fueled diet 🤔. Like, yeah, we get it, protein is essential, but do we really need to be pushing saturated fats and meat 24/7? It's just so... excessive 💪. I mean, have you seen the stats on how much protein people are already consuming? We're basically protein-saturated 🤯. And what's up with this "War on Protein" thing? Who even thought that was a valid concern? 😂 It's all about projecting some aspirational vision of masculinity and physical fitness, and I'm just over it 💁‍♀️. Can't we just focus on actual nutrition and not use food as a tool for cultural one-upmanship? 🤷‍♂️
 
🤯 I'm low-key disappointed by this new dietary guideline 🥗. Like, who needs a "war on protein" anyway? 🙄 We've been eating enough protein for ages, right? And what's with all the saturated fats? I thought we were trying to get healthier here...not stuff our faces with butter and beef tallow 🤪. It's all about the politics, not nutrition, in my opinion 👀. The government's just trying to tie this whole thing back to some idealized version of masculinity, fitness, and body image 💪. Newsflash: we don't need protein shaming 🙅‍♂️ to get healthy! Just make it about balance and variety, please? 🤗
 
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