Ugh man... I just can't even with this whole situation

. Like, come on Slipknot! You're one of the most iconic bands out there and you can't even handle your own merchandise?

I mean, 24 years is a long time to be owning a domain name without even realizing it's up for sale... that's some impressive passive income right there

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And now you're suing some small-time website owner who probably just wanted to make some extra cash off your band's name? It's like you're taking the whole "fans are crazy" thing to a whole new level

. I get it, merch can be a big business and all that... but do you really need to take someone to court over it?
I'm actually kinda impressed by the domain owner's lawyer though - that guy is sharp

. And honestly, if Slipknot wants to revive this lawsuit in the future, go for it!

But for now, can we just let it drop?

The website's still active and all... but I mean, what even is there on it besides a copyright notice from 2025?
