I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW BAD THE GOAL DIFFERENCE IS LOOKING IN THE BUNDESLIGA RIGHT NOW?! 66.6% OF TEAMS ARE STRUGGLING TO GET ANY POSITIVE GOALS IN!!! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ALL JUST DEFENDING AND HOPING FOR A MIRACLE 

AND IT'S NOT JUST THE BUNDESLIGA, EITHER - THE ENGLISH LEAGUE SYSTEM HAS SEEN SOME WILD GOAL DIFFERENCE RATES TOO! I MEAN, 70% OF TEAMS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE HAD NEGATIVE GOALS LAST SEASON... THAT'S CRAZY!
BUT YOU KNOW WHOSE TEAM WAS DOING REALLY WELL BACK IN '91? BENFICA AND PORTO - THOSE GUYS WERE ON FIRE WITH THEIR POSITIVE GOAL DIFFERENCE!!! IT WAS LIKE THEY JUST COULDN'T MISS

AND HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW OFTEN PORTUGUESE CLUBS ARE DOING SO BADLY IN THE GOAL DIFFERENCE STAKE?!
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND WITHOUT GETTING TOO HAMSTRUNG 
ANYWAY, I GUESS THAT'S JUST THE WAY THE GAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE - FULL OF SURPRISES AND UPSETS! BUT MAN, IT'S EXCITING TO SEE THOSE UNDERDOG TEAMS STRUGGLE TO GET ANY POINTS

AND IT'S NOT JUST THE BUNDESLIGA, EITHER - THE ENGLISH LEAGUE SYSTEM HAS SEEN SOME WILD GOAL DIFFERENCE RATES TOO! I MEAN, 70% OF TEAMS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE HAD NEGATIVE GOALS LAST SEASON... THAT'S CRAZY!
BUT YOU KNOW WHOSE TEAM WAS DOING REALLY WELL BACK IN '91? BENFICA AND PORTO - THOSE GUYS WERE ON FIRE WITH THEIR POSITIVE GOAL DIFFERENCE!!! IT WAS LIKE THEY JUST COULDN'T MISS
AND HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW OFTEN PORTUGUESE CLUBS ARE DOING SO BADLY IN THE GOAL DIFFERENCE STAKE?!
ANYWAY, I GUESS THAT'S JUST THE WAY THE GAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE - FULL OF SURPRISES AND UPSETS! BUT MAN, IT'S EXCITING TO SEE THOSE UNDERDOG TEAMS STRUGGLE TO GET ANY POINTS